Once upon a time, 11 minutes after Her birth, she holds her Daddy's hands. The Daddy was awed and lovestruck.
In today's reality, Her Majesty regally taps her fingers on her slaves. One of them, the male one, seems to be particularly inept at understanding Her Majesty's orders. "It's all in the touch, I'm telling you, Daddy," her eyes glower at me, "and since you can't seem to understand my simple signals like you used to, I'm forced to kick and punch and resort to 'goo' 'goo' 'gaa' 'gaa' aarrggghhhHHHHH!!!!"